This web page has been created with these major objectives in mind.
EZ * Fast * Free Solutions
For Smashwords-Meatgrinder E-book Publishing
- You will save approximately 10-hours of frustrating and complex study if you are converting a literary work
(book or novel - fiction or non fiction) into an e-book form for any of today's many, many reading devices
like Kindle, Nook, Palm Doc, Adobe Digital Editions and numerous others.
- You will save exactly $109 using the FREE Open Office (word processor). It means you will not necessarily need to purchase the full
version of Microsoft Word (word processing software). However; these templates will save headaches and time for
Microsoft Word users too.
- The free template downloads (below) should work well within any word processor. They'll automatically set the font styles, sizes,
headings and paragraph idents to Smashwords requirements.
- You'll load the template that suits your taste and your book; then delete the template text. Next, Paste-in a plain-text version of your book and format it.
It's (1, 2, 3 simple this way.)
- The templates will help you avoid all those tedious, daunting hours, trying to set your word processor gears exactly to
Smashwords (e-book) requirements. The templates set everything automatically as they load.
- My free E-book Open Office Through the Meatgrinder,
(available via this link or in the left-column) will
walk you through the formatting process if you choose to use free Open Office. You will probably finish your daunting
formatting task by the end of Chapter 2. Yes, it is that fast and easy! Download yor free template(s) and
a copy of my free E-book, while you are here.
- The templates should work with nearly any word processor like; (free) Open Office, Word Starter,
Microsoft Word and others. If I'm not wrong, they should also work with many Mac word processors
as well. It shouldn't cause any harm to try them and it could save
you hours of frustration. (I don't own a Mac, so I will appreciate your feedback on that issue.)
The idea here is to help budding authors and
self-publishers save time, frustration and money when formatting and sending their literary works
Everything is free here (except my fictional novels). My free templates will save you a lot of grief as you try to
prepare your e-books for publishing at Smashwords. I only wish to save you time and money
and therefore hope you'll purchase my inexpensive novels advertised over there in the left column.
The hardest part of e-book formatting is the process of learning how to tame your word processor
enough to please the online e-publishing formats. Downloading these FREE templates will
save you TIME AND HEADACHES (no matter what word processor you are using), including the full version of Word.
The templates you may download for free here, will do the lion's-share of the preparatory
work and simplify the learning curve for you (instantly); so that you can concentrate on the formatting job of
getting your e-book properly setup, published, into the marketplace and for sale, quickly.
Some Questions you may be Asking:
"Will my ________ (fill in the blank) word processor, work for preparing my fictional or non fictional novel or book for Smashwords
and the Meatgrinder?
Ans: Yes it should, "IF" your word processor is capable of all the following:
- YES! If your word processor will load my templates intelligibly to the necessary and proper
font styles and sizes and set the paragraph-indents as well as the headings. Your word processor will need to recognize and
automatically adjust to the exact and specific Smashwords specs within the templates.
NOTE: That's exactly what these free templates (below) will automatically do for you. So, scratch the above issue
off this list. The answer so far is
YES, (unless your word processor has trouble reading and displaying my free templates).
- Your word processor may work if it will create a 97/2000 (or later) "Word" .doc file.
(Very important! It absolutely MUST be a .doc file; not .docx or any other'
Check your word processor for that.
- Your word processor may work if it has a BOOKMARK FUNCTION and a HYPERLINK FUNCTION.
Check for those two issues as well.
Important! If it lacks either of those functions you may need to choose a different
option if you hope to avoid purchasing the $109 version of Word. I recommend 'Open Office' because it is free and It will do the whole job.
'Word Starter' and 'Open Office' may also be used together (in tandom) to get the job done, but it's a little cumbersome and tricky. My first three
books were done that way. Now, I recommend 'Open Office' exclusively along with these free downloadable templates at the
bottom of this web page. You'll also probably need my (also free) "Open Office through the Meatgrinder" e-book. It's a handy
guide that should help with some of the hurdles that lurk with Open Office specifically. It's designed to help you no matter what software
you decide to use as you do your formatting.
"Will these templates work for me? I own a Mac."
Ans: Mac users, These templates should work for you too,
"IF" your word processor passes the three specifics (above). If your word processor can't save or read .doc files; or if it lacks
Bookmark and Hyperlink functions you may be out of luck. I don't own a Mac, so I'm only using logical intuition (aka; I'm guessing).
My best guess is, if these templates will load intelligibly into your word processor and automatically set the fonts, indents and headings correctly,
there's a real good chance your word processor will do the job. Check your word processor for its ability to: do the Hyperlink
and Bookmark functions then 'Save As' a .doc too. Those functions are absolutely mandatory. (Note: .docx files will not work.)
What will these free templates do for me?
ANS: As these templates load into your word processor (any good word processor)
they should AUTOMATICALLY reset and change the: font styles; font sizes; paragraph indents and
For .doc file to become an e-book everything has to be set to the exact specifics required
for approval by the Smashwords Meatgrinder and the Premium Catalog approval crew at Smashwords.com. As your
.doc file emerges it will become easily readable in most of the e-reader devices that are so popular these days;
like Nook, Kindle, Palm Doc and many others.
You may simply load the template one-time as you begin formatting in a new book, then delete the 'explanatory
text' I've provided within the template. As long as nothing happens to change the settings, you won't necessarily need to
set the templates as the default for your software. When you Save your book as a .doc file, the settings are also saved.
Your book should always load with the same settings, unless something happens to thwart that.
As I stated earlier above, I recommend using Open Office and these templates to get the job done faster, easier
and save that $109. I've used them successfully and I know it can be done. That's the primary reason I've setup
this web page and these templates for you.
I went through a nightmare figuring every thing out, just to
discover that if only I had a template (and a little one-on-one helpful guidance) to begin with, the formatting job would have been
done in hours (not weeks). That's why I've prepared the free guide (available in the upper-column on the left and at Smashwords).
YOU WILL NEED IT, if you take this cheaper, easier route I'm suggesting.
The templates (below) will automatically cause your word processor to behave in a way that will please the e-book publisher
'Smashwords' , and the miraculous online wizard they call
'The Meatgrinder' is an online-application at Smashwords that will
accept (your e-book) as a pre-formatted .doc file. It will then convert your .doc file into
multiple file-types for all sorts of e-book readers like the Nook, Kindle, Palm Doc, Adobe Digital
Editions and virtually every popular file type in today's digital-reader World. It will do it all
as you wait. It usually only takes a few minutes.
In other words, your novel
or self-help book will go into the Meatgrinder as a properly formatted .doc file and 5 or 10-minutes later you will have
self-published and gone to market with multiple versions of your e-book that may be read and
enjoyed (almost like a real paperback or hard cover book) on practically every type of
digital reading-device available today.
NOTE: There are also Print-On-Demand companies that will take those files (or similar files) and for a very
reasonable fee, they will Print-On-Demand as many copies of your book as you wish
(per order), at prices that will allow a nice, fat and easy profit for the author/self-publisher.
Some folks prefer to see a real and tangible book that sits on a shelf. That option is now
open and available for anyone who wants to invest a few bucks in their own work.
For those who haven't heard. Self-publishing is the new wave of the future. The old-fashioned
publishers are all crying in their beer about it. We're quite apt to see them drop like flies in the
next few years as more and more people become fully aware of the advantages that exist NOW in
the digital realm.
Gone are the days of an author waiting six-months for a
rejection of their carefully prepared manuscript. Now their books, (fictional novels, non-fiction,
self-help, children's-books and all manner of
literary works) can be published and on the market within days or weeks with NO REJECTIONS,
EVER. Gone are the expensive up-front fees, sleazy contracts and meager royalty percentages.
Now the author/self-publisher makes almost ALL the profits.
Today, any writer can e-publish for free at places like Smashwords. (Even the ISBN number is free,
if we choose that option.)
Smashwords will take our manuscripts we've prepared as a Microsoft Word .doc file and
then DELIVER our e-books
to all the dealers like Barnes and Noble and hundreds of other purveyors of the literary arts all
around the Planet.
NOTE: I have no affiliation what-so-ever with the people at Smashwords. I'm simply a fan.
They have little or no idea that I even exist, other than the fact that I'm one of their
many happy, self-published, authors.
Your profit per sale of each authored book can go as high as 85%-90% of the cover price and rarely
less than 65% of the cover price. Those percentages were unheard of in the past. Now, these new
profit margins (for authors) are the standard. It means big things for anyone who has ever toyed with the idea of
writing a book of any sort. Now, is the time. This awesome wave that's cresting right now
bears all the rumblings of a revolution in progress. It's a literary-tsunami about to sweep the planet,
So, What is THIS Web Site about?
Formatting a book to become an E-BOOK can be a tedious affair. Without the free templates provided here,
a person can expect to devote many hours following a guidebook then
struggling (sometimes for hours) to precisely set their word processor's
functions in the exacting way that the Meatgrinder will accept. Actually it's frustrating enough that it
causes a lot of people to shy away from self-publishing at all. That is a shame because self-publishing
is one of the greatest things to happen for authors since Gutenberg printed his first Bible.
These free templates are EASY to use.
You'll load the template like any regular .doc file, inside your word processor. As the template loads,
it will automatically tweak the Program's innards and establish the protocols (font types, sizes, indents,
heading styles, centering, etc., etc.) that the Meatgrinder demands. From that
point on; all you have to do is: 'Delete' the text within the template and 'Paste' your nuked (plain-text) book in.
Next, you'll setup your book with bookmarked Chapter and Section Headings
that link back to the title (only) of your 'Table of Contents' page (or TOC), but not the listings in the TOC.
Finally, you will then hyperlink all the listings within the TOC, back to the respective Chapter Headings and sections within
your book, and you are pretty much done at that point.
As you set your Headings to Smashwords recommendations
you'll also be building a Navigation Menu (NCX). The NCX is a required necessity, especially for the epub (Nook) files
and mobi (Kindle) files. You'll learn all about the NCX as you go. Don't worry about the NCX, it builds
automatically as we format our books correctly.
To do all this, you will definitely need Mark Coker's
(free) Smashwords Styleguide. He explains all the NCX requirements there. I also explain them to some degree
within the my free e-book 'Open Office through the Meatgrinder'.
Also; no matter what word processor you use, these templates and my free e-book will help
you, even if you aren't using Open Office. It most likely will help users of the full version of Word in
a lot of ways too. I tried hard to not repeat Mark Coker's Styleguide instructions. Instead I found
some amazingly different, faster and much easier ways to do things which most people will find
I've been told that my way, when using my free help guide,
'Open Office: Through the Meatgrinder'
is faster and easier by a factor of 10. Most 'savvy' computer users will finish
formatting their e-books by the end of Chapter 2 of the small 4-chapter e-book. Chapters 1, 3, and 4 offer
explicit details for newbies and novice computer users, armed with less confidence and computer skills.
The 'Word Starter' (word processor) is free for most Windows 7, PC users. Word Starter is
apparently like a kid brother to the $109 full version
of Microsoft's 'Word' (word processor). Word Starter lacks a bookmark function but it can be
forced to do the e-book formatting with a little help from Open Office, which is also free.
The great thing about
using Word Starter is that Mark's instructions in the Styleguide seem as if he was looking directly at Word Starter as he
wrote the Styleguide. It's very easy to follow Mark's Styleguide if you are using Word Starter.
So, I'm guessing that Word Starter must be almost identical to Microsoft Word, except for
the lack of the bookmark function, (which is extremely critical).
If you choose to use Word Starter you will need to setup your bookmarks some other way.
For my first three books I set the bookmarks in
Open Office, then loaded the file into Word Starter to finish formatting. I survived the ordeal, (though I'm still
listing a little towards the port).
Now (after that ordeal), I strongly recommend doing the whole thing in 'Open Office'. It's actually
easier once we're familiar and comfortable using that word processor.
Saving the $109 was a daunting task until I mastered a few tricks. After mastering the tricks,
I wrote the free Guide you'll see in the upper-column on the left (advertising all my other books).
My guide will help make it a lot easier for
folks to save that $109, (the cost of the full version of Word). So, if you don't want to pay for
Word to do your formatting, my free guide is your next best choice. I 'think' I've made
job of formatting quite a lot cheaper and easier for almost anyone using any full featured word processor.
These templates (below) are the secret.
I have prepared six different templates. Smashwords recommends (insists on) just three accepted font
styles (Times New Roman, Garamond or Arial). Your e-book may be any font you wish, as long as
it's ONE OF THOSE THREE. So you'll choose one of the six templates (block paragraphs for
non-fiction or indented for fiction) that you would prefer to see as the font and style of your book.
NOTE: I'm not totally certain these templates will work for all versions of every word processor in
the World. All you can do is download a template, load it into your word processor and try.
If you do that, please be kind and report back to me your successes or failures. I may need
to make changes to my own e-book; this web site and/or the templates, based on your reports.
I can tell you right now that the free version of Jarte won't work, (though the full version may).
The indents of your book are also important. If you are writing Fiction, you will want approximately a .30
first line indent for each new paragraph. If you are writing Non-Fiction (Self Help or whatever) you will want
no indents with approximately a .06 spacing between each paragraph.
So, I've preset, a Times New Roman,
Garamond and Arial version of each of those two paragraph styles. Select the version you need
in the font style you prefer. All the various headings (1, 2 and 3 only) and font sizes are set to Smashwords
specs too. Stick with those headings and setups; hopefully your e-book will fly through the Meatgrinder
and (For Sale, World Wide) in the Smashwords Premium Catalogs within record time.
I want to show (some of you) a really neat trick right now that could save you some grief as you
format and edit your book. It took me 72 years to learn this one. (I guess I'm a little slow.) I didn't realize
it would be available and so very, very handy when editing a .doc file . . .
Right now, as you are reading this, hold down the 'Ctrl' key, at the bottom left of the keyboard.
Next, scroll your mouse wheel forward (away from you). Notice that the text within this web page will expand
to any size you wish. This trick will help you immensely as you are working and editing your book
with a (tiny) size .10 font that can barely be seen with an electron microscope. I'm amazed at
how few people are aware of that little trick. I was one of them until a couple of months ago, (and I've
been a computer-nerd since 1985).
NOTE: Computer Phobes, If you haven't learned the 'Alt/Tab' trick (available to all PC's) you
should also put it on your to-do list of IMPORTANT computer tricks to learn. It will save you a lot of
grief; because after you master it, a lot of your computer-phobias will dissipate and your
work speed will increase by a factor of (at least) 2. I explain it
in detail within chapter 3 of my guide, only because
it will save you time and anxiety when you have several window applications open at the same time.
(It's an optionl trick that's just plain smart and very handy to have in your bag of tricks.)
Incidentally, I really am 72-years-old, folks, That pic you'll see
of me at the top was taken when I was about 45 (1986?). Now I look a lot like a train-wreck in progress, haha. 50
years in the Honky Tonks will put a mile or two on anyboby. I haven't been near a camera in years.
Cameras actually run from ME, now.
NOTE: The templates explain themselves as you load them. I think I
may have slipped (a little) over the edge as I was writing them. It was perplexing,
because I built all the templates at the same time, but each had minor differences in the wording
and intention. Otherwise the text in each template was 'almost' the same. At 72 years of age, I consistently
would forget which of the six I was working with. I would find a typo in one, then have to find it 5 more times in
each of the other templates. They all looked nearly alike. It was frustrating and when I
get frustrated, a certain wacky (divinely inspired?) humor occurs spontaneiously. You'll just have to
endure my wacky sense of humor. You're going to delete it all anyway. Everything should end well as
my lunacy goes to lala-land where it probably belongs.
Anyway . . .
After that, begin formatting with a copy of my free e-book open. You will probably be finished
with your book by the end of Chapter 2. No kidding, (The little e-book is only 4 chapters.) Chapters 3 and 4
contain special detailed help for newbies. As your questions and problems pour-in via e-mail, we'll
fix the problems as they arise. Chapters 3 and 4 are likely to grow with time and your feedback.
When you find a template that suits you, download it (and set it as your favorite default if you choose),
but that is optional. (Setting a template as the Default is explained within each template.)
Delete my sometimes wacky text within the template and paste your entire (plain text)
nuked book where my text was. Presto! Your word processor will be automaitically set to Smashwords e-book
standards. You'll still need to set your headings, bookmarks and hyrerlinks, but my (also free) e-book
will guide you through it.
100% Free e-publishing
After that, download and open my free e-book (on the right) and follow along in Chapter 2.
Your e-book will be formatted by the end of that chapter. If you have
problems, refer to chapters 1, 2, and 3. or e-mail me. I'll try to help.
NOTE: Download the template you need (or prefer) below; open it in (free) Open Office and begin formatting
with the help of my free e-book:
"Open Office through the Meatgrinder."
You will probably be finished formatting your e-book
by the end of Chapter 2. Yes, it's actually that easy when using the templates. They do most
the work automatically.
Here Are The free Template Downloads:
1. Times New Roman for Fiction.
2. Times New Roman for Non-Fiction.
3. Garamond for Fiction.
4. Garamond for Non-Fiction.
5. Ariel for Fiction.
6. Ariel for Non-Fiction.
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